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    Don't speed read through this story - it is definitely worth reading. This woman didn't move off her couch for years and actually GREW INTO IT. Sick!

    "480-Pound Woman Dies After Six Years On Couch"

    STUART, Fla. -- A 480-pound Martin County woman has died after emergency workers tried to remove her from the couch where she had remained for about six years.

    Gayle Laverne Grinds, 40, died Wednesday, after a failed six-hour effort to dislodge her from the couch in her home. Workers say the home was filthy, and Grinds was too large to get up from the couch to even use the bathroom.

    Everyone going inside the home had to wear protective gear. The stench was so powerful they had to blast in fresh air.

    A preliminary autopsy on the the four-foot, ten-inch woman lists the cause of death as "morbid obesity." But officials want to know more about the circumstances inside the home.

    Investigators say Grinds lived with a man named Herman Thomas, who says he tried to take care of her the best he could. He has told them he tried repeatedly to get her up, but simply couldn't. No charges have been filed, but officials are looking into negligence issues.

    Emergency workers had to remove some sliding glass doors and lift the couch, with Grinds still on it, to a trailer behind a pickup truck. Removing her from the couch would be too painful, since her body was grafted to the fabric. After years of staying put, her skin had literally become one with the sofa and had to be surgically removed.

    She died at Martin Memorial Hospital South, still attached to the couch.

    Neighbors say they had no idea Grinds lived at the duplex, though they had seen Thomas and some children outside.

    P.S.

    I was discussing this with someone on a Yahoo news message board and she added, "Surgeons had to stick an IV tube into the sofa as well as into the woman, because her nerve endings themselves grew into the sofa. Also, her veins had sent runners all through the couch, so if you stabbed the couch, it would BLEED! And if you kicked the leg of the couch, the woman could feel it."

    This is real u can check it out on google.

    lol, she died rip but how the hell do u grow to a couch smh....

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    thats some sick shit

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    welcome to June!

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    oh...that shit is nasty.

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    Yo this would be funny if she didn't die. How do you get stuck to a couch, and better yet if she never moved from the couch even to use the bathroom, how was she so fat?

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    I was discussing this with someone on a Yahoo news message board and she added, "Surgeons had to stick an IV tube into the sofa as well as into the woman, because her nerve endings themselves grew into the sofa. Also, her veins had sent runners all through the couch, so if you stabbed the couch, it would BLEED! And if you kicked the leg of the couch, the woman could feel it."
    I was believing it until this part. This has GOT to be bullshit

    Either way I hate fat people. Especially the super fat. Glad she's ded one less nasty fucking obese idiot sucking up the food. That coulda went to starving kids in africa or sumthing. Fuck that fat slut. Good riddens.

    If u let yourself go that much u deserve to die. Rest in peace? No rest in Grease u hungry bitch

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    I feel like puking my guava juice

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pitch_DARC
    I was believing it until this part. This has GOT to be bullshit

    Either way I hate fat people. Especially the super fat. Glad she's ded one less nasty fucking obese idiot sucking up the food. That coulda went to starving kids in africa or sumthing. Fuck that fat slut. Good riddens.

    If u let yourself go that much u deserve to die. Rest in peace? No rest in Grease u hungry bitch
    LMMFAO that bitch

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    boy...I remember when I made this thread like 2 months ago....

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    geez im not gone lie its funny ...not that she died but that she became one wit a damn couch.

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    this just is not true at all


    i mean the last part, i heard about the core story
    Last edited by J. Valentino; 09-26-2004 at 02:37 PM.

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    *regrets reading this after eating*

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    Word, I posted this story a minute ago, but I didn't know that she actually GREW into the couch... that's just fuckin digusting.

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    This was posted awhile ago, but thats some sick shit.

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    That bitch used the force to become one w/ the couch.

    at that mack truck stewing in her own crap and piss. The rescuers walked in there thinking that Glade came up w/ a new scent called "Public Restroom".

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ezell
    @ her sittin on the couch at her funeral watching the audience
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    i wannasay spank you smelly much for picking me up and bringing back to this worlddddddddddd

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    That shit is disgusting, how don't you move for 6 years?

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    That is a very very bad way to go. *shakes head*

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    The last part has to be bullshit, but this is still some sick shit if its real...she just pissed on the couch for 6 years? lol.

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